Ok this is the most retarded name for a book I have ever heard of. It needs to be renamed, “A Black Man’s Triumph Against All White Opposition.” Ok, Ok….you’re right……. I haven’t even read the book. All of you people are a bunch of idiots if Senior Obama’s two books were written because he wanted to help people change or document his life history. That may be the number two reason for writing this book but not number one. Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce the real reason these books were written ……Drumroll Please……Introducing the Obama Family 2008 Tax Statement:
Total income: $4,238,165
Adjusted gross income: $4,139,965
Salaried income: $260,735
Net profit from books: $3,943,378
Federal taxes paid: $1,396,772
Total charitable contributions for 2007: $240,370
Since when did a senator make four million dollars, even including the lobbying handouts? Oh that’s right, the answer is never. But if you write a couple of well timed books you can pull that kind of hard cash. What a genius. I wish I could be the first white middle class guy in America to accomplish something never been done by my kind before and then write a book about it. Ah but alas too many European mutts have beat me to anything I can possibly ever accomplish in this country. Do I condemn Obama for his books or the fact that he is rolling in greenbacks? Oh heck no, what a genius! Am I jealous? Oh heck yes! You can keep the cash, but give me my dream motorcycle, dream car, new mountain bike every 2 years, paid off house, and a sweet wakeboarding boat and I will write a fictional book on anything you want. Maybe I could write a book about being the first white Irishman to become a black man. Oh wait…dang you Eminem!!
Alright folks….even though you didn’t even know it, the next article is going to give you exactly what you really came here for – My opinion of gay marriage. I hope NAMBLA doesn’t shut down my blog.
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And he reads it himself with his beautiful Voice!
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